Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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