I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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