Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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