He kissed a someone with a penis
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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