North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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