can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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