I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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