Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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