It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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