Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I wear drunk well.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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