whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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