I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think I sprained my soul last night
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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