I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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