brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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