if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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