there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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