haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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