who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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