would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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