remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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