I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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