umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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