we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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