He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
two words: eviction party
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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