You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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