I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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