Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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