I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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