Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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