Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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