Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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