So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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