i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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