so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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