butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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