Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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