My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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