He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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