How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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