i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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