He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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