He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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