Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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