of course. lets lasso hookers.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
