You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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