I'm lost and stupid without you.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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