You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
