HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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