Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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