I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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