Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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