when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
