i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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