its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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