I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I did not marry a roomba.
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